Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”

To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

If i told you had a nice body will you hold it against me?

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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because i can see myself in you
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I lost my number…
Can i have yours?
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Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?

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A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is May 31,2008, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

You should be someone’s wife.

Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get.

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine

You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.