yo momaa is so fat that when she jumped in the sky she got stuck

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yo mama is so hairy when u was born she gave u rug burn

yo mama so old she owes fred flinston a food stamp

yo mama so poor when i step on the skatebored she said get off the family car

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”