Once there were three women sitting with their kids when a psychiatrist entered. The psychiatrist asked the first woman the name of her child to which she replies that “It’s Candy” The psychiatrist comments “Well! I can see you are obsessed with food that’s why you kept your kid name candy!” Then he asked the name of the kid from the second woman. The woman tells “It’s penny” The psychiatrist says “Well! I can see you are money obsessed as you kept the name of your child as penny.” Now he was just about to ask the name of the third woman’s kid when she slowly whispered in her child’s ear that “Come on Dick let’s go…Dad’s waiting!!” Lol!!

There is this redhead sexily dressed goes upto the bartender and asks for a glass of Busch beer. The bartender gives her so and the moment she finishes it she faints. The three men sitting and checking this redhead picks her up and leaves the bar making their way with her. The next day again this red head comes asking the same beer from the same bartender. After finishing it up she again faints and this time there were four men checking her out. Seeing the redhead faint they picks her up leaves the bar and makes their way with her. Again on her third day to the bar seeing the same bartender was just about to ask for the beer when the bartender says “I know you want a busch beer!” The red head replies “No!! I want a bud light this time busch beer makes my pussy hurt a lot!!” Lol!!