There is this Saudi who is being interviewed by a consultant in the US Embassy to get visa. The interview between the Sheikh and the consultant is too good to be explained. The Consultant asked What is your name? Sheikh answered Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. Consultant then asked Sex? Sheikh answered Six times a week only. Consultant explained No, no I mean male or female? then Sheikh said “I do with both and camels too.” Consultant quite horrified said “You do!! Holy Cow!!” Sheikh with full confidence said “Oh yes! yes! Cow and dogs too.” Consultant again shocked said “Wow! Man don’t you think its hostile?” Sheikh answered “Yea! Yea every style, dog style, horse style whatever.” Consultant with great sigh said “Oh Deer!” Sheikh with reluctance said “No, no not with deer. They run very fast.” Lol!!!

There is this fireman who’s working at a station house on his fire truck when he notices a little girl beside him with a fireman’s hat and a little red wagon with a small ladder attached to it and the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman walks up to her and asks “What are you doing little girl?” The girl answers “I am playing with my dog. I am the fireman and thats my fire truck run by my dog.” The fireman looks closer to her wagon and notices that the so called fire truck is being tied with the dog’s testicles. The man not knowing what to say to her says “You have a beautiful fire truck, but don’t you think your truck would run faster if you tie it with the neck of your dog?” The little girl replied “Yeah mister, you are right. But then my fire truck would not have a siren.” Lol!!!

There is this guy who wants to castrate himself. So he goes to a doctor and says “I want to be castrated.” The doctor looking at him with surprise says “I will never recommend you to do that. It’s against my advise.” The guy says “If you not gonna do it, I will seek for another doctor.” The doctor agrees and still insists him no to do it but finally the guy is being castrated. The very next day he is walking around the hospital with bandages allover his private area and sees another man with bandages too. He looks at him and says “Well! We’ve been through same operation.” The man says “Yeah! and I am so happy that I have done it finally after waiting for long 37 years just to get myself circumcised.” The guy completely horrified and panicked says “WTF! That’s the word!!”

There are these three men who are captured by cannibals. Cannibals tell them that “You three will be killed and skinned. Your flesh will be eaten and your skin will be turned into canoes. But I being the chief grant all of you with your last request of your life.” The three desperate are scared that they are gonna be killed but finding no way to escape, the first man requests that “Kill me in the most painless way possible.” So the cannibals poison him making him die a slow and painless death. The second man asks for paper and pen as he wants to write the last loving letter to his family before dying. So the cannibals grant him with that. The third man asks for a fork. Everyone around gets confused that what is he going to do with a fork. However, he is given a fork. The third man takes the fork in his hand pointing toward himself and starts to stab himself badly allover screaming and shouting saying “Go to hell! Now make the canoes out of me!!”

There is this young engineer who is having an interview. The interviewer asking all of his question and finding him good asked the engineer “Well, what salary do you expect?” The engineer with full confidence tells ” $125,000 as starting salary rest depends on benefit packages.” The interviewer then said “Well, what if I offer you with a full package of minimum 5 weeks vacation, 15 holidays paid, full dental and medical aid, 50% retirement fund for you, a fully furnished compartment and a new car every 3 months?” The engineer jumping out of his seat said “Wow Man! Are you kidding me?” The interviewer said “Surely yes, but don’t blame me, you started it!” Lol!!