Tony slept over his friends house, his friend said “lets go to a party”
Tony:”i dont have any clothes”
Friend:”dont worry i lend you some of mine”
so tony borrowed his friends clothes and went to the party.
there was a girl who saw tony’s shoes and said “this man has a big chili”
so she went up to him and they made friends, went home and did the nasty.
when they were done the girl gave tony $20..
Tony:”whats this for?”
Girl:”go buy a pair of shoes that fit your size”….