Showering Habbits

Shower like Woman:

Take off your clothes and sort them according to darks and whites in the laundry are.
Wear a long gown and move towards the bathroom if you find your husband comming your way quickly rush to the bathroom hiding yourself from him.
enter the bathroom and see yourself in the mirror making all sexy and hot postures and complaining in case you have gained weight well that hardly matters just complain even if you have not that’s how a woman prepares herself for a shower.
Now that you have looked yourself in the mirror go for a shower take the shampoo which contains at at least 93 minerals in it with extra nourishment. wash it twice and then to soften your hair more use a conditioner having extra smoothing chemicals. Slowly take off the conditioner by massaging your scalp for about 15 minutes.
Shave your armpits and legs and the bikini area. Its preferred if you wax it out.
Get off the shower and dry yourself like a princess with a soft towel. Use separate towel for hairs.
Again see yourself in the mirror check for any spots or so and if found any take them off with the tweezers and all.
wear he long gown get into your bedroom and if found husband there quickly hide yourself from him.
Take hour and a half to dress yourself….and you are done..

Shower like a man:

take of your clothes while you still in abed and leave them as such.
walk naked to the bathroom and if see a wife in between make a loud shout.
walk to the bathroom look yourself in the mirror and make a manly physique giving a big grin on your face.
go for a shower no need of any conditioners or so just wash your face and your armpits wih the soap.
laugh when making farts in the shower. Piss right away while showering. shampoo your hair but do not condition them.
Go out and half dry yourself with the towel and tie the towel around your waist. leave the lights and fans of your bathroom on with the floor wet.
return to your bedroom with the towel on and if you see the wife on your way take off your towel hold to your knob and thrust pelvis at her.
Wear the same yesterday’s clothes.

Choose which way you wanna use for showering yourself..LOL