Once there was this guy who goes to a beach completely nude. Though it was a beach visited by many but on seeing no body their he dropped his towel, giving a damn, and lie on the ground with a newspaper on his private area just to be on safer side. A little girl comes to him and says “Sir! What’s underneath your newspaper?” The guy replies “Well! Its a birdy and dare not touch it!” So he goes to sleep. After a while he wakes up and sees himself in this hospital and his private area is paining dreadfully which he could feel horribly. The doctors asks him “How did this happen?” He tells “I remember nothing except that I was visited by a young girl.” So the cops on hearing the statement goes to this girl and asks “What have you done to that guy?” The little girl replies “I was just playing with the birdy and then he threw this white sticky liquid on me. I got angry so I twisted its neck, stamped on the eggs and fired the nest. But I did nothing to him!”