Once a husband calls his home to talk to his wife. His maid picks up the phone. The husband says “Where’s my wife I want to speak to her.” The maid answers “Your wife is busy right now. She is in bed with some other men.” The man tells her that “There’s a gun in my cupboard. Take the gun out and shot them both!” The maid being very loyal to her master, she keeps the phone aside and tells the man to wait for 5 min. After she has done her job she picks the phone and says “I’ve killed them both, What should I do with their dead bodies?” The man tells her “Don’t worry about them, throw those bodies in the pool…and rest I will see.” The maid says “But we don’t have any pool!!” “Is this 666-8769?” said the man. Lol!!