There are these three men who are captured by cannibals. Cannibals tell them that “You three will be killed and skinned. Your flesh will be eaten and your skin will be turned into canoes. But I being the chief grant all of you with your last request of your life.” The three desperate are scared that they are gonna be killed but finding no way to escape, the first man requests that “Kill me in the most painless way possible.” So the cannibals poison him making him die a slow and painless death. The second man asks for paper and pen as he wants to write the last loving letter to his family before dying. So the cannibals grant him with that. The third man asks for a fork. Everyone around gets confused that what is he going to do with a fork. However, he is given a fork. The third man takes the fork in his hand pointing toward himself and starts to stab himself badly allover screaming and shouting saying “Go to hell! Now make the canoes out of me!!”