There were this man and a woman who smacked into each others car and made a terrible accident. Fortunately both of them were safe, not even a scratch was there on them but their cars were completely destroyed. Both of them comes out of their cars and the woman says “Well its God’s signal that we both are safe and should spend rest of the days of our lives together.” Man completely flattered by her talks and stunned by her beauty says “Well surely it is and so we should stay together from now on.” The woman continuing her talk says “It’s by God’s grace that this miracle happened and look what! there’s one more miracle. I had a bottle of wine with me which didn’t break in the accident.” The man says “Well then lets celebrate!” The woman hands him the bottle and the man drinks it to the half. After drinking it to half he hands it to the woman. The woman takes it puts the cap of the bottle back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks “Won’t you drink some?” The woman replies “No, I think I should better wait for the police.” Lol!!