There is this man who is taking an interview. The first man walks in and the interviewer asks “Tell me! What the first thing you notice when you enter this room?” The man replied “My God! You don’t have any ears!!” The interviewer bangs on him and tell him to leave right away. Now the second man comes. The interviewer asks the same question “Whats the first thing you notice when you enter this room?” “Jesus Christ! You don’t have any ears Sir!!” said the man. The interviewer throws him out too. When the third man is about to enter the second man tells him “Whatever happens don’t talk about his ears, he will kick you out of his room.” The third man enters and the interviewer asks the same question to him that “Whats the first thing you notice on entering this room?” The third man replied “You wear contact lenses Sir, don’t you?” The interviewer get so impressed that he gives him the job and ask the man “How did you notice that?” The man replied “Because you have to have ears to hang your glasses on!” Lol!!