There was an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy all waiting for their turn one by one to use the urinal in the Men’s bathroom. The accountant did it first. After finishing, he pulled his zipper up went to the wash basin and kept on washing his hands until the foam reached up to his elbows. After using almost half the paper towels present he said “I have graduated from the University of Michigan and they always taught us to stay clean.” Next the lawyer used the urinal, zipped up his pants and went to the wash basin just washing his finger tips using a single paper towel and said ” I have done my graduation from the University of California and they taught us to be Eco-friendly. Now the cowboy went to the urinal, did his thing, pulled his zipper up and went straight to the the exit door saying proudly “I have done my graduation from the Texas Tech University and they taught us not to pee on our hands.” Lol!!