“Racing Scooter”
There is this young guy who has bought a new sports car for himself with fastest speed and other best features. As he is driving he comes across the traffic lights. He waits for the lights to go green when he sees a man on a scooter on his right side admiring his sports car. The young man decides to show off a little. So as soon as the lights go green he races his car and leaves fastest as he good throwing all the dust on the man on the scooter. After few minutes or so he notices the same man on scooter is catching up with him. So he races his car a little. Again after few minutes he sees the same man again catching up with him, so he races even more at about 100 mph he again sees him catching up. So he decides to stop. As soon as he applied the brakes, the scooter came crashing and it hits the back, scratching it up to the side mirror. The young man quickly comes out of his car and sees if the man on scooter is alright. He goes and checks him and asks “How could you catch up with my sports car every time that too driving this stupid scooter?” The man answers in a feeble voice merely able to stand up and says “Idiot! My suspenders stuck in your side mirror!!!” Lol!!