Do you drink? Girl’s father asked Santa. Santa says: first tell me whether it’s a question or invitation?

Santa teaching grammar to Banta:
If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!

Teacher Questions Santa: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIR HOSTESS!!!!

Banta asks Santa:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Santa Answer: Stupid! Whatever you will order first will come first.

Teacher Asked her students to write an essay on “Cricket Match”
All were busy writing their essay except our intelligent Santa. He wrote:
Due to rain No Match.