An old lady is sitting in a cafeteria waiting for her coffee. A young lady sitting just behind her is smoking cigarettes continuously. The old lady is getting irritated by her smoke so she turns back and tells the young lady “Lady! I would rather be happy committing adultery then pursuing smoke.” Young lady answers “Oh! Yeah I would too love to commit adultery but the thing is you don’t really get that much time to do that in a coffee break.” Lol!