There is this man who called a librarian on phone asking “At what time will library get open?” The librarian said “For God’s sake!! You called me at the middle of the night to ask this?? It’s Nine A.M.” The man asked very disappointingly “Not before Nine A.M. Ma’am?” “No, and why do you wanna get in before that?” The man answered “I don’t wanna get in, I wanna get out of it.” Lol!