There were three friends lost in a desert area. They were extremely hungry, thirsty, worn out and were looking for someone for a little bit of help. While walking, well merely dragging themselves they spotted a house. They thought of it a mirage but then realized that its in reality. One of the friend who had little strength to walk went upto the house and rung the doorbell. The first friend asked for help from the rich looking women who opened the door. The women said ” Well what will I get helping out you guys? ” the boy answered that ” We will do anything but please give us some food and water to drink.” The women replies ” Ok! I will but in return you have to do sex with me.” listening to that the first friend totally got puzzled. The women was so ugly that no one would do sex with her even if someone is dying and needs help desperately. He refuses and goes.
He tells everything to his friends. The Second fried thinking his friend to be a fool says that ” you got a nice opportunity to have sex. Only a fool would do such a mistake. He goes and the woman again comes. The woman is so horribly ugly that he refuses too.
Now the third friend was a wiser one. He knew that the only chance to save their lives is to go up to the woman and do whatever she says. So he goes upto her and finds that the woman is seriously horribly ugly. But he says yes on her asking for sex. They go to the kitchen and there were some corns lying. The women is desperate to do sex so without waiting for more she hurriedly asks him to do it. The third friend does it once. The woman likes it so much she says ” That I will give you a brand new car if you do it once more.” So he does it twice. Than the Woman again says ” That I will give you whole of my property if you it once more.” The woman had never experienced such good sex in her life. The third friend does it thrice too.
When he comes out of the house his friends came laughing and said ” you got the money but you missed three yummy and tasty buttered corns.” The third friend smiled wickedly and says that ” they were not buttered corns ”
Now you may have guessed it that they were actually the corns he used for sex with the woman and that was not butter. LOL!!