There is this man who goes to the bar. After going in he realizes that its a gay bar. But unable to control his urge for a glass of beer he thinks to himself that “I am not a gay, But I have to have that beer” So he stays and goes up to the bartender. He asks the bartender for a glass of beer. The bartender asks him “Whats the name of your Penis?” The man extremely in anger says “What the hell! I am not the man you are thinking. Get outta here and give me my drink.” The bartender tells him “I am sorry I cannot until you tell me the name of your penis.” So the man asks “What the name of yours?” The bartender replies “Its Nike, Just Do it!!” So the man says “Mines is Secret” Bartender confused asks “Why Secret?” The man replies “Its secret because It’s strong enough for a man and is meant for a woman.”