There is this new teacher in a class of little ones trying to explain them that she is an American. Then she asks her students “How many of you are Americans too?” The students not really knowing what to answer but just wanted to be like their teacher so all of them waved their hands in the air except one. The teacher surprised asked the little girl “Why didn’t you raise your hand?” The girl replied ” Because I am not an American.” The teacher then asked “Then What are you?” The girl replied “I am a proud Canadian. My Mom is a Canadian and my father is a Canadian too so I am also a Canadian.” The teacher taken aback said “That’s no reason. If your dad was a moron and your mom was a moron too then you are also a moron?” The little girl with an innocent smile on her face replied “Then I’d rather be an American.” Lol!