A Scotsman went to his bedroom with a sheep and says..
“Sweetheart that’s the cow to whom I make love with when you get a headache”
The wife lying on the bed reading her book looks upto his husband and says” well if you’d have little brains you would know that that’s the sheep you making love to.”
The husband looks back to her and says ” If you weren’t that idiot then you would have realized that I was talking to the sheep.”