There is this guy who goes to the bartender one night. He asks the bartender for a glass of beer as usual. The bartender seeing him sounding really low asks “What’s the problem Dude! Why looking sad?” The guy answers “Well! My wife and I had a fight and she said that she will not talk to me for a month.” The bartender says “So, Whats wrong? I would have been happy If I was in your place.” The guy said in a low tone “Yeah! Yeah! Well the month is over tonight.” Lol!