I will not look at boys – 13 year old girl

I will not tell the same story at every get together- Incorrigible bore

I will eat ice-cream at midnight – every midnight of the year, I mean, not just this one – Ice-cream Connoisseur

I will not let the dog hog the pillow, growl at me from the sofa, and snatch the bun from my plate – this year she’s going to learn that I’m the Alpha of the house and only I get to do certain things – Owner of untrained dog.

I won’t worry so much – Fuss Budget

I will not tell lies – 10 year old liar.

I need to start worrying a little – The Merry Spirit

I will cut my hair – Longhaired person

I will grow my hair – Shorthaired person

I will shave my head – Hairy person

I will polish my pate – Bald person

I don’t need no STINKING resolutions! – Resolute Stinker

This year I’m going to be kind – Unkind Person

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant – Lazy and Smart Fellow.

This year I’m going to stop being so nice – Person who overdid it.

So many men, so little time – will make more time – Young Woman
I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll TELL him he stinks! – Diffident classmate of Lazy and Smart Fellow

I will quack like a duck first thing in the morning and last thing at night – Donald Duck Fan

I’m going to learn cuss words in different languages – Expert Cusser in Own Language.

If I see a UFO I won’t tell anybody about it – Spoilsport

I will remember that Muffin Day is on the 29th of every month – Muffin Lover