Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death