Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!

Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.

Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle…and one to change the bulb.