What falls but doesn”t break and what breaks but doesn”t fall?”
Night and Day.

What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

What kind of animal you would hate to play cards with?
A Cheetah.

What did the Pink Panther say to the ant?
dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant……

What is Beethovens favorite fruit?
Banana