Why do the birds fly and migrate from one place to another?

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Q : Why do the birds fly and migrate from one place to another?
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A: Coz if they’ll walk and migrate they’ll probably get tired.

Once Bread and butter were

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Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

The Oldest Animal In the World?

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Do U knoW Which is the Oldest Animal in the World?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

If I saw a man beating a donkey

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

Tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals

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Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
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Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Difference between a mosquito and a fly?

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Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
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Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

FLY & Mousqut.

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Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut.
Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen’s.Fly check the patiant & mousqut give injection to patiant

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