Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)

Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant:Illness.
Boss:What was the trouble?
Applicant:My boss was sick of me!

Message From Boss to Employes

” ChOoSe a JoB

YoU lOvE

AnD

YoU wIlL nEvEr

HaVe t0 WoRk

A dAy

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.

What is the definition of a Modern Employer?

Modern employer
is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years experience..!!