Bravery In Disguise! Read How?

There is this very rich man, A zillionaire rather because of the unlimited wealth he possesses. Boredom is allover him. So to get rid of his boredom, he decided to do something adventurous. He calls his butler in and commands him to bring three men. After an hour or so the butler presents his master with three me. He tell the men that “I will give you whatever you will ask me from my unlimited wealth but for that, you have to swim in this swimming pool which is full of sharks, leeches, eels and other slimy insects. Come On! Who’s gonna volunteer?” Nobody came in front hearing such a dreadful thing. Suddenly a man jumps into the pool and swims as fast as he could successfully coming out safe. The rich man impressed by what he was not expecting at all asked him “You are a real brave man. Tell me what do you want and I will reward you with that.” The man answered “I want that bloody Asshole! who pushed me in.” Lol!!

Interviewer With No Ears! Lol!

There is this man who is taking an interview. The first man walks in and the interviewer asks “Tell me! What the first thing you notice when you enter this room?” The man replied “My God! You don’t have any ears!!” The interviewer bangs on him and tell him to leave right away. Now the second man comes. The interviewer asks the same question “Whats the first thing you notice when you enter this room?” “Jesus Christ! You don’t have any ears Sir!!” said the man. The interviewer throws him out too. When the third man is about to enter the second man tells him “Whatever happens don’t talk about his ears, he will kick you out of his room.” The third man enters and the interviewer asks the same question to him that “Whats the first thing you notice on entering this room?” The third man replied “You wear contact lenses Sir, don’t you?” The interviewer get so impressed that he gives him the job and ask the man “How did you notice that?” The man replied “Because you have to have ears to hang your glasses on!” Lol!!

Lunch A Killer

Three construction workers are ready to have their lunch after some real hard work. They are on the 60th floor of a really tall building which is yet to be finished. The first construction worker is an Italian and finds pizza for his lunch. He get really upset and says “If I get this pizza one more time I will jump off this building right away!” The second construction worker was a Chinese and finds rice for his lunch. He very disappointingly says “If I get these rice once more for lunch I will jump off this building right away.” Now the third construction worker which is a blonde opens his lunch and finds a cheese burger. He says “If I find this burger once more I will jump off this building to my death!” All went home and again at the lunch time found same meals so all the three jumped off the building and died. At their funeral the wives of the Italian and the Chinese is crying and regretting that if they would have known they would have packed something else for their lunch but they see that the blonde’s wife is not crying at all. On asking the blonde that why isn’t she crying she answers “Wo! Wo! Don’t look at me like that, he himself packs his lunch!” Lol!!

Sunbathe On Dinning Room’s Skylight

There was this secretary named Julie. She loved to spend her vacations on the roof of her hotel where she was appointed as a secretary for nice sunbathe. This time too as usual she was spending her vacations on her hotel’s roof wearing a swim suit for a nice tan. The second day again she went to the roof of the hotel as usual and thought to take a complete sunbathe as there’s nobody who comes to the roof. So she took off her swimsuit and lied on the roof for a complete tan. The manager of the hotel came huffing and puffing up the stairs. The lady hearing the footsteps quickly wore a pull over and lied on her front and wore a towel on her back. The manager said ” We’ve no problems with your sunbathing but please it’ll be better if you wear a swimsuit like yesterday.” The lady said “Wel! Whats the problem? Nobody can see me up here and I am covered though with a towel as you can see.” The manager embarrassed to tell said “Not exactly Ma’am, you are lying on our dinning room’s skylight!” Lol!

A Phone Call

Once a husband calls his home to talk to his wife. His maid picks up the phone. The husband says “Where’s my wife I want to speak to her.” The maid answers “Your wife is busy right now. She is in bed with some other men.” The man tells her that “There’s a gun in my cupboard. Take the gun out and shot them both!” The maid being very loyal to her master, she keeps the phone aside and tells the man to wait for 5 min. After she has done her job she picks the phone and says “I’ve killed them both, What should I do with their dead bodies?” The man tells her “Don’t worry about them, throw those bodies in the pool…and rest I will see.” The maid says “But we don’t have any pool!!” “Is this 666-8769?” said the man. Lol!!

Lady Nervous Of Flights

There is this religious lady who travels a lot due to business purposes and she hates it the most and gets very nervous of flights. One day as usual when she was in a flight ready for its take off she take out her Bible. The man sitting next to him sees her praying when the flight is about to take off and sees her putting the Bible back when the take off is done. As soon as she puts it back, the man asks “Do you really believe in Bible!” The lady says “Off course Yes!!”. The man then asks “What about that whale swallowing the man thing?” “Oh! you talking about Jonah in Bible!, yes I believe in it!” replied the lady. The man asks “OK! So you really believe that he managed to survive inside the whale?” “Well thats the question I will ask God when I go to heaven.” says the lady. “What if you don’t find him anywhere in the heaven when you get in there.” asked the man. The lady replied “Hmm.. Then you ask on finding him!” Lol!