There is this system analyst, a hardware technician and a programmer going together in a car. Suddenly they feel that the brakes have failed and the car is running in full speed down the hill. So the system analyst who is driving the car pulls up the emergency brake, lowers the gear and stops the car somehow thereby handling the situation wisely. Now three of them tries to figure out how to fix this up. The hardware technician suggests “I think we need to fix it up, I will slide under the car and will try and fix the brakes.” The system analyst suggests “I think we should better call an expert who knows how to fix brakes well.” Now the programmer comes up with his suggestion ” Well! I think we should go up again and see if the brakes fail again. What say?” Lol!

There is this lady who visits a farmer and on seeing a cow she asks “Farmer, Why don’t this cow have horns?” The farmer busy doing some work looks at the lady and tells “Well Madame, you know horns can pose real danger. They can cause lots of harm to the cattle around. So we sometimes trim their horns by cutting them or we pour few acid drops on the young ones where horns grow which prevent it coming in future. But as for as the one you talking about, it doesn’t have horns because its a horse!!” Lol!!

There is this drunk not just drunk, he is horribly drunk walking on the side of the road. He comes across a woman with a child. He goes up to the woman and says in his drunk voice “Lady, that’s the ugliest kid one could ever see..Damn, that’s the only ugly kid in the world.” The drunk then in his own sort of walk wandered away and the lady started crying. The man who was looking her sobbing went to her and said “What’s the matter lady? Can I help you?” The lady merely speaking said “I have been insulted by a drunk!” The man trying to chill her said “There there, damn drunks!! take this handkerchief and wipe your tears and here’s this banana for that lovely chimp.” Lol!

There is this woman who sees an old man siting on his chair and is rocking like a young. She curious to know how could he be so active at his age she asks “How do you manage to be so active?” The Old man replies “I am a chain smoker, I drink a lot of whiskey in a day, eat lots of fatty foods and never ever exercise!!!” Woman shocked by his answer asks him “By the way! Whats you age?” The so called old man replies “I am Twenty Seven.” Lol!