There is this Saudi who is being interviewed by a consultant in the US Embassy to get visa. The interview between the Sheikh and the consultant is too good to be explained. The Consultant asked What is your name? Sheikh answered Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. Consultant then asked Sex? Sheikh answered Six times a week only. Consultant explained No, no I mean male or female? then Sheikh said “I do with both and camels too.” Consultant quite horrified said “You do!! Holy Cow!!” Sheikh with full confidence said “Oh yes! yes! Cow and dogs too.” Consultant again shocked said “Wow! Man don’t you think its hostile?” Sheikh answered “Yea! Yea every style, dog style, horse style whatever.” Consultant with great sigh said “Oh Deer!” Sheikh with reluctance said “No, no not with deer. They run very fast.” Lol!!!

There is this fireman who’s working at a station house on his fire truck when he notices a little girl beside him with a fireman’s hat and a little red wagon with a small ladder attached to it and the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman walks up to her and asks “What are you doing little girl?” The girl answers “I am playing with my dog. I am the fireman and thats my fire truck run by my dog.” The fireman looks closer to her wagon and notices that the so called fire truck is being tied with the dog’s testicles. The man not knowing what to say to her says “You have a beautiful fire truck, but don’t you think your truck would run faster if you tie it with the neck of your dog?” The little girl replied “Yeah mister, you are right. But then my fire truck would not have a siren.” Lol!!!

There is this guy who wants to castrate himself. So he goes to a doctor and says “I want to be castrated.” The doctor looking at him with surprise says “I will never recommend you to do that. It’s against my advise.” The guy says “If you not gonna do it, I will seek for another doctor.” The doctor agrees and still insists him no to do it but finally the guy is being castrated. The very next day he is walking around the hospital with bandages allover his private area and sees another man with bandages too. He looks at him and says “Well! We’ve been through same operation.” The man says “Yeah! and I am so happy that I have done it finally after waiting for long 37 years just to get myself circumcised.” The guy completely horrified and panicked says “WTF! That’s the word!!”

There is this woman who’s about to have triplets. The triplets in her stomach are talking to each other.
The first baby said to others “I want to be a plumber so that I can fix so much of water in here!”
The second baby said “I want to be an electrician so that there can be some light as its too dark in here.” The third baby said “I want to be a hunter, so that when that snakes comes again I will cut its head off.” Lol!!

A dean of a woman’s college came to a girl’s school to give lecture on sexual morality. She was well prepared to make her students understand the worth of life and self respect. So she starting giving her lecture. She said to her girls “The world is changing with times.. So are we in an era full of temptations.” Then further coming directly to her point she very confidently asked a question to her students “Girls, Is it worth living that for one hour of pleasure you live rest of your life in shame? Is it worth living???” she gets over excited in her speech. One of the girl stood up and said “I’m sorry that I interrupted..But I have a question that how do you make it, that it lasts an hour?” Lol!!