There were two ladies busy chit chatting. One of the lady said “My sex life stinks like anything..” The other said “Hmm…same is with me..Do you look your husband’s face during sex?” The lady replies “Not really..but once I saw and he was red in anger.” The other replied “Why will your husband be in anger that too during humping and jumping?” The lady said “May be because he saw me through the window while I was humping and jumping.” Lol!!

A madame called a carpenter at her whorehouse to partition one of the rooms. The carpenter did his job well and on asking the money the madame made him get going. The carpenter was upset and got angry. After few weeks despite being his constant effort to get the money from the madame he said “If you wont pay me I will rip off your partition.” The madame finally decided to do trade with him. She told the carpenter that “You can have one of the girls instead of the payment.” The carpenter said “Then I want you.” The madame surprisingly said “Why me? I am old..take one of the hot chicks, they will serve your desire better.” The carpenter said “No! I want you..” So the madame went with him to one of the rooms. The carpenter took off all her clothes and made her lie on the bed on her back and inserted his one finger in her pussy and the other through her butts. The madame asked “What are you doing?” The carpenter said “Remember the words I said..If you won’t pay me I will rip off YOUR partition.” Lol!!

There is this man who goes to a doctor and tell a very weird sort of sex problem. He tells the Doc that ” Doctor! Whenever my wife wants to have sex I can get my thing up anymore. I think I’ve got a sex problem.” The doctor considering his problem tells him to come back tomorrow along with his wife. So this guy goes and comes again with his wife. The doctor tells his wife to get nude and lie on the table. So the wife takes off all her clothes and lies on the table. The doctor move around the table couple of time looks at his wife from top to bottom and then finally goes to the man and tells “You’re alright! She doesn’t make my thing hard up either.” Lol!!

There is this husband and wife who are invited on a masked Halloween party. As the husband was getting ready, the wife suddenly had a head ache. So she insisted staying back. Her husband being nice to her insisted her to come but she forced him to go as she didn’t wanted to spoil her husband’s mood. Her husband reluctantly went wearing his costume. The wife took an aspirin and went to sleep. After an hour she woke up feeling no pain in her head. So she thought as its yet early she can join the party and can see what her husband does when she is not with him. So she dressed her self and went. On reaching the party she saw her husband fully energized, dancing on the floor with every chick necking, feeling and kissing them here and there. She acting like a chick herself started seducing him. As he was her husband, she let him touch her where ever he wanted to. After an hour or so he made a little request to her which she agreed and they went to one of the cars there and started to do their thing. Obviously you might have understood what they must be doing. As they finished and she was just about to unmask herself she slipped away to her home, put the costume off, went to her bed, took a book and acted as if she was busy reading it. She was very eager to know what her husband will answer about what he did tonight. Her husband came and she asked “How was the party?” He answered “You know I don’t really enjoy when you are not there.” “Did you dance?” she asked. The husband said “No! Not at all, in fact I got so bored that I went to play poker with one of my friends. But I am sure the person who I lend my costume to must have enjoyed the party a lot.” Lol!

Once there were these three nuns busy renovating their church. Its was a very hit sunny day so they decided that they should take off their clothes as it too hot and nobody would come at this time of the day. So they shut off their stain glass windows so that nobody could see and locked the door. Three of them takes there clothes off and again got busy in their renovations for the church. Suddenly there’s a Knock! Knock! at the door. One of the nun hurriedly pulled her clothes up and went to answer the door. As she opened she went near the door she asked “Who is there?” The person outside replied “I am the blind man.” The nuns with a huge sigh got relieved and entered him in. The blind man on entering was stunned looking at the three nuns and said “Jesus Christ! Sisters, what great tits!!…where do you want me to hang the blinds?” Lol!!

Once there were two priests in the church sitting late at hour were fully tired so they decided to take some shower. Both went to the shower and one realized that there is no soap. So the other said “I have some extra soaps in the my room. I just come bringing some of them.” The priest at this point of time didn’t felt the need to again dress himself as he thought that no one’s gonna be awake such late at night. So he went grabbed some soaps in his room and was going back for the shower. As he was going back he heard some voices on the way. He quickly stood near the wall and saw three nuns coming towards him. He stiff as a statue was getting nervous on seeing the nuns. The nuns looking him carefully from top to bottom started admiring him saying “It’s a most realistic piece of statue.” One of the nuns grabbed the penis and pulled it out and the soap in the hands of the priest fell. The nun excitedly said “Its not an ordinary statue, its a soap dispenser.” The other nun too tried pulling the penis out and again the soap fell. The nun said “Yeah! She is right..It is certainly a soap dispenser.” Now the third nun just for the sake of fun she too pulled the penis out but the soap didn’t drop. She pulled it out again still nothing happened. So she kept on pulling, after few minutes too her amazement she screamed and said “Look! Its not only a statue or a soap dispenser, it gives out some hand cream too!!” Lol!!