There are these two women picking potatoes on a dry sunny, windy day. One woman was holding two big potatoes in her hands. She told the other woman “You know! These potatoes which I am holding are looking just like my husband’s testicles!” the other woman said with a surprised expression “Wow!! Is your husband’s testicles so big?” The other women said “No no!! Not that big but that dirty!!” Lol!!

There was this tall woman who met a midget barely three feet tall at a party. Somehow, I don’t know how on earth this happened but they got pretty much attracted to each other. They both started to have drinks together and then they went to the lady’s apartment. The lady with an obvious thought in her mind said “Well! I am pretty much excited on making love with a midget. How will it be and how will we do it that too with such size difference…!” The midget told the woman “Get nude, lie back on the bed, grab your tits tight, spread your legs wide as much as you can and close your eyes. Rest is on me!” The lady did as she was told and after few seconds she experience the most huge thing going in her pussy, with fast movement to and fro making her really sweaty and a most pleasurable experience for her. She by now had almost eight to nine times going that thing in her just in about few minutes and she is screaming like anything asking for more!! The midget said “Huh! If that’s what making you scream then wait, let me put both of my legs in.” Lol!!

Once there was a family of three women – a daughter, mother and a grandmother. All of them were prostitutes. One day the daughter came home late at night as usual and was feeling very low, tired and was looking very down. Her mother asked “How did you do tonight?” The daughter in a low voice answered “Not well, mother. I got a blowjob to do just for $20.” The mother exclaimed “Oh Well! That’s good..In our time we had blow job for just 50 cents.” Then the grandmother came and said “Well! You’re time were still better…in our times we were rather glad to get something warm in our stomach.” Lol!

Once there’s a Man walking on the street on his way back home and kicks a bottle which come in his way. For his surprise a genie comes out of it and tells him that “I will grant any of your one only one wish!” The Man thinks for a while and commands him that “I love drinking Vodka…So whenever I feel like drinking it I want you to make me piss Vodka.” The genie grants him his wish and goes. On reaching home, he gets a glass and pisses in it. He sees the liquid and its all clear. He then smells and swallows and its the best vodka he has ever tasted. He calls his wife immediately and pisses in the glass and tells her its vodka and asks her to drink. The wife reluctant at first but drinks it. To her too its the best vodka ever and they drink all night. The next night again when husband comes home he asks his wife to get two glasses out and he pisses in them and they both starts to drink their best tasted vodka. Again on the Friday night when he comes back home from work he asks his wife to bring one glass for vodka. The wife brings one glass and he starts to piss. The wife asks “How are we both going to drink as its one glass?” The husband answers “Well! This time you will drink direct from the bottle.” Lol!!

There are these three guys who dies and goes to hell. The devil there tells them that they will be punished by removing their penises according to the jobs their fathers had. The guys confused asks the devil “How the hell you’re gonna do that?” So the devil explains. He asks the first guy “Whats your father’s job?” the guy answers “My father’s a Lumberjack.” “Oh Good!! Your penis will be cut off!” The devil tells. Now he asks the second guy “What’s you father’s job?” “He’s a blacksmith.” answered the second guy. The devil tells “Oh Good!! Your penis will be burned off!” Now the third guy turns come and its seen that he is shying and smiling. The devil asks “What the hell? Aren’t you afraid of your penis being cut or burnt or removed like hell? Tell me, whats your father’s job?” the devil rages in anger. The third guy very shyly answers “My fathers makes Popsicles.” Lol!!!

Once there was this guy who noticed some problem around his penis. A red colored ring around his penis is there every morning when he wakes up. He decided to consult a doctor. The next day he goes to a doctor and tell him that there is this red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him a cream saying “Apply this cream and if it doesn’t work come back to me tom!” The guy goes and again when he wakes up in the morning finds the same red ring and goes to the doctor. He tells the doctor “The cream you gave me didn’t work.” The doc gives him another cream and told him that “If this doesn’t work then come back to me again.” The guy goes and comes again the next day telling the doctor the same problem. The doctor this time gives him another cream again telling him to come back if it doesn’t work. So the guy goes and this time the cream actually did worked!!!! He very excited goes to the doctor thanking him and asks that “how did this cream work?” The doctor answered “Probably because its a lipstick remover!!!” Lol!!