A young boy and a father are having some elderly talks. The young boy asks his father that “Dad how does a pussy look?” Dad in a little bit of confusion asks “Son! You talking about before or after sex.” The young boy says “Daddy first tell before sex.” The dad says “Hmm…Well it just looks like the soft petals of a beautiful red rose.” Then the boy asks “What about after sex?” The dad explains “Imagine a bulldog eating lots of mayonnaise.” Lol!!

There is this boy named Little Johnny. He had to sit for a Sex Education Class and it was his first time. The teacher came and the first thing she did is that she drew a penis on the board. As soon as she finished making she asked the class “Do you all know what this thing is?” Little Johnny very excited to tell raised his hand and before the teacher even asked him to answer he hurriedly said “Miss Miss My Daddy has two!!.” The teacher surprised by his answer asks him “You sure its two?” Little Johnny replied “Yeah! Miss the smaller one he uses to pee and the other bigger one he uses to brush my mom’s teeth.” Lol!!

An elderly couple goes to a doctor for their annual medical check up. Doctor after examining the husband finds everything normal and just for surety he asks the man if he has any medical issues or concerns about anything. The husband tells a weird problem that “Doc! When I have sex for the first time I feel extremely sweaty and hot and when I have it the second time I feel extremely chilly and cold..Can you tell Why?” The doctor listening to him tells him to wait while he checks his wife. He goes to the wife gets her annual check up done and she is fine too But just for surety he asks her too if she have any medical concerns to which the wife says no. The Doctor tells the wife that “There is this problem your husband has come up with saying that he feel sweaty and hot the first time you have sex and then feel cold and chilly the second time. Can you tell why?” The wife says “Oh yea! That’s because the first time we have sex its in the month of July and the second time we have it in December.” Lol!

One there was this guy named Matt. He was about to check out from the hotel when he felt that he really need to shit. The toilet in the room he was staying in was not working so he thought to use the Men’s Lobby in the hotel. But unfortunately all the toilet seats were occupied He couldn’t control so he hurriedly went up to his room finding a pot there he uprooted the port dropped his pants did his thing and then he again planted the pot. After few days a postcard came to his home from the same hotel which he was staying in. The postcard said “Dear Mr.Matt…We have no issues of what happened and how it had happened…But please tell where that damn shit is…???” Lol!!

There is this husband and wife sitting together and watching the episode of their favorite program. The husband was eating peanuts rather playing with them by tossing them in the air and then catching it in his mouth. As he was doing this for a sec he lost his concentration and the peanut went into his ear. Both husband and wife tried hard to get that peanut out but for some reason they couldn’t. They were just about to leave for the doctor when their daughter entered with her boyfriend. The boyfriend took the charge and inserted his two fingers in the nose and the peanut popped out. The husband and wife got impressed by their daughter’s boyfriend. Just as they went to bring the cold drinks from the fridge the wife asked her husband “What do you think he’ll become after school – A surgeon?” The husband replied after rubbing his nose for a couple of times now said “Well! I think he’ll become our son in law.” LOL

There are these construction workers working on a site. One of the worker working on the top floor needs a hand saw. So to explain the worker on the ground floor signals him with his finger pointing his eye meaning “I” then pointing to his knee meaning “Need” then moving his hand to and fro meaning a “hand saw”.The worker looking at the signals drops his pants down shows him his dick and starts masturbating.” The worker on the top seeing all this gets mad and comes down yelling at him “What the hell you’re doing. I wanted a hand saw” to which the other worker replied “I was just signaling you that I’m coming.” Lol!!