There was a man who had a nice rich dinner at a restaurant. He had to go to a party after that. So while he was driving his way to the party he felt that he got to dump his ass out. Desperate to go to the toilet he luckily found a gas station on the way. So he hurriedly went to use the toilet service of the gas station. He dropped his pants sat on the flush and was feeling out relaxed. While he was still in that process of dumping he read a sign board which said “There is NO toilet paper. SO when you done you have to dig your two finger in your ass clean the shit out and put your finger in the hole below they well be licked clean.” So when he was done finding no other choice, he dig his two finger in his ass cleaned that thing and put them in the hole. After a short while a guy crushed his finger with a huge brick out that hole, he full in pain screamed out and put his finger in his mouth, as the board said his fingers were licked cleaned now. LOl!!!

A pregnant woman goes to a doctor to ask a question which her husband told her to ask. She after her examination of the baby inside her was feeling very shy to ask that question from the doctor. She very hesitantly says ” There is this question which my husband wants to ask you…” She was still saying when the doctor stopped and said “Yeah! I know its the question I have heard many times. Well yes you can have sex during pregnancy at its early stages.” The woman says “No! I want to ask that can I still mow the lawn?” Lol!

A young lady visits a doctor who’s a physician for her general annual check up. The physician tells the lady to undress herself and lie on the examination bed. The lady feels shy and tell the physician “I am feeling too shy and I can’t undress in front of you.” Physician understanding the young lady’s emotion says “OK! Then I will switch off the lights and you undress.” The physician switches the lights off and after a short while the lady asks “Doc! Where should I keep my clothes?” The physician replied “Keep it right on top of mines on the chair.” LOL!!

There is this stunning young lady who visits a doctor. Doctor looking at her gets really excited. He throws his doctor thing and all that professionalism away and hold the lady and makes her sit on the table. He first tells the girl to remove the pants. The girl does so and the doctor starts feeling her thighs. The doctor asks the lady “Do you know what I am doing?” The girl says “Yes, I know you checking my thighs for any abnormalities.” Then he removes her shirt and the bra and start feeling her breasts. The doctor again asks “Do you know what I am doing?” The young lady says “Yes, I know you checking for breast cancer.” Then the doctor fully impatient pulls his pants down and inserts his dick into her pussy and starts having some good sex. The Doctor asks “Do you know what I am doing now?” The young lady replies “Yeah! You checking for herpes because of which I am here.”

There is this young virgin who has never been on date before. So a guy who likes her a little asks her for a date and she agrees. She tells her grandmother that she is going to a date tonight and is very excited. Her grandmother explains her a little of what happens on date. She tells her that “Jane, the boy will try to come closer and will try and kiss you, you will like it but don’t let him do that. Then he will try and feel your breasts you may like it but do not let him do it. Then he will widen your legs and try to put his hand in between, you will like that but don’t let him do it. Then he will come over you feeling you like anything and you may like it but don’t let him do it as its disgraceful for our family.” Jane with the advice of her grandmother goes on a date. She was just too excited to tell her grandmother of what happened with her. The very next day she went to her grandmother and told her “I didn’t let him disgrace our family instead I went on top of him and disgraced his family.” Lol!!!

There is this lady who goes to a doctor to solve her problem of wetting her bed every time she goes to sleep at night. So she goes to the doctor and explains her problem. Doctor listening to her prob tells her to undress herself, stand on her head facing the mirror and wait for him in the next room. The lady finding it strange but thinking of him that he is a doctor gets herself naked and stands on her head waiting for him. The doctor comes in seeing her the way he told, he widens her legs and rests her chin on her pussy looking continuously in the mirror for a while. Then he tells her to dress herself and come out and then he will be telling her the solution. The woman dresses herself and asks the Doc “Whats the problem?” The doctor replies “You have to give up any kind of drinking before going to bed.” The lady puzzled asks the Doc that “Why did you tell me to get naked upside down in front of the mirror if that was the problem?” The Doc answers her “Well! I was just checking that how will I look If I get myself a beard.” Lol!!