There is this young guy who joins the Navy. While he is on board he looks at all the facilities he will be enjoying on the ship. He asks the sailor who is showing him the ship that “What do you guys do when you get horny on the ship as you are for months sailing.” The sailor tells him “Well! that’s not the problem. There is a barrel on the upper deck of the ship. Just pop your dick in and get going.” Weeks pass through and this young guys starts to feel really horny and he remembers the barrel he was told about by the sailor. So he goes up, drops his pants and penetrates his dick inside the hole in the barrel and does it with full action. After his fucking is over with barrel he comes down and sees the same sailor telling him that “the barrel was really good. I have never experienced such a fuck before. I could do it everyday.” The sailor replies “Yeah! Sure you can except for Thursday!” The young boy asks “Whats on Thursday?” The sailor tells “Well! Its your turn in the barrel.” LOL!!!!

A farmer hires a college boy to help him in this summer. After the summers were over he was quite happy with the work the college boy did for him. So he calls the boy and tells him that “You were very good in your work all this summer. So I have decided to throw you a party for your good work.” The college boy excited says “Thanks man! I really worked hard and want some rest now.” The farmer said “Are you ready enough to endure lots of beer coz there will be hell lot of drinking going on in here?” The boy says “Yes I will be able to as I can endure as much as anyone could, So I will be just fine with it.” Then the farmer tells him “That there will also be lots fighting going on in here? Are you ready for it.?” The boy says “Yeah, My body is in pretty good shape working all this summer so I can handle it.” Than the farmer tells “Well I forgot to mention that there is also going to be lots of sex in here? The college boys says “Well WOW! I need some action now after all this summer.” Then the boy asks the farmer “Well What should I wear for the party?” The farmer replies “It doesn’t matter, wear anything, Its just going to be me and you.” LOl!!

Once a teacher was taking a kindergarten class and was collecting the reports she gave to the children to bring it on the next day. As she was collecting she knew that little Johny can be a bit troublesome. After one after the other Johny’s turn came. He went to the blackboard and made a white dot with a chalk. Teacher confused of not knowing whats on Johny’s mind for the report she asked him directly that “What is it?” Johny replied “Mam! Its a period” to which the teacher said “Well! Yes I could figure that out..but whats so exciting about the period?” Johny making a reluctant expression on his face said “Oh! I wish I knew!! Today my sister missed one…My daddy got a heart attack while my mother fainted and a man living next to our house shot himself dead.!!” Lol!!!

Once there was a couple in bed. The husband was reading a book with a lamp on and the wife was trying to sleep. After a while the husband turned toward her wife rolling his hand on her body started fondling with her pussy. He fondled for a very short while and then again got back to his book. Wife started stripping her clothes in front pf her husband. Her husband finding it strange asked “What are you doing?” The wife said I thought you are in some play some mood and wants something heavier. The husband looked and replied “Oh! No I was just wetting my fingers to flip the page of the book I am reading.” LOL!!!

Once there was man with a mask on his face and enters a sperm donor bank. There he find this nurse and asks her to open the sperm bank vault with a gun in his hands. The nurse says “Sir! Its just a sperm bank!!!!” To which the guys replies “I give a damn. Do what I say.” So the nurse opens the room where all the sperm samples are kept. He gets the nurse in and asks her to drink one of the sperm sample. The nurse looks at him and say “It’s sperm samples!!!” The guy positioning the gun on her says “Do it Now!!” So the nurse suck the sperm sample in. Then he points to the other samples and she sucks them too. Finally after four samples the guy removes his mask and says “See honey! It’s not that hard as you thought.”

A guy asks a girl out on a date. She was the prettiest girl in town. After they had a nice dinner in a restaurant, the boys takes her to a secluded part on the street on the way back home beneath the shadow of some trees. The boy feeling quite excited starts necking and hugging and rubs his lips on the girls cheek and finally starts to reach below her skirt. The girl stops and says “I am a virgin and I wanna stay like that” to which the guy said “then what about a blow job!” the girl said “No way Yuck! I am not going to take that thing in my mouth.” Then the guys asks her for a hand job. The girl not knowing of what a hand job is, he explains that “hand job is the same way when you shake a bottle of coke and froth comes out.” The girl agrees and the guy pulls his pants down and the girl holds it. After few minutes the boy starts to sweat, his nose starts running, his eyes closes and he screams in pain.
The girls asks “What’s wrong with you?” He says “Get your thumb out of the end!!!” Lol!!