There was a young couple out on a date. The girl invites her boyfriend at her house for a dinner with her parents and also tells him that “after the dinner we both will go to my room and will make love.” The boy agrees. He while going back home thinks that “This will be the first time when I will be making love so before going to her house I will buy some condoms.” The day passed and the next day came. He went to the pharmacist and asked for some condoms from him. The pharmacist gave him a very annoying mean look. The boy ignored and reached her girlfriend’s house for the dinner. As the girls mother asked him to do prayers before the meal, the boy gave a long prayer and was going on and on…The girl whispered in his ears “I never knew that you are such a religious person” to which the boy replied “I too never knew that your father is a pharmacist.”

A wife was sleeping on her bed when her husband feeling horny like hell nudges her and asks her that “Why don’t we get on each other tonight? What say?” The wife says that ” I have an appointment with a gynecologist tomorrow morning and you know I don’t like to have sex the night before.”
Husband still desperately horny says “Ok” and goes back to sleep trying to control himself. After a while he again nudges her wife asking “I am sure you wont be having an dental appointment tomorrow. Right?” Lol!

A newly wed husband and wife couple were on a beach sunning themselves nude. Suddenly a bee came buzzing into the wife’s vagina. Husband hurriedly put on his shorts and covered her wife taking her to the hospital. The Doctor examined her wife and said the bee is way inside and suggested her husband to pour some honey on his penis and try to entice or attract the bee out of her vagina. The husband agreed but he was just too nervous to do it.
In such a case the Doctor asked “That if both of you agree let me try it once.” Because both had no choice they agreed and the doctor pulled off his pants and poured some honey on his penis and dragged it inside the wife’s vagina.
The husband was looking with increasing impatience as the doctor was thrusting in for quite some time now. Finally the husband asked ” What the hell!! What is happening?”
The doctor replied “A little change of plans. I am going to drown deep that little bee bastard.” LOL!!

A girl full in some sex mood goes to a store and buy some crotchless panties to excite her boyfriend. She waited for her boyfriend desperately to come home. After a while her boyfriend comes home and sees her lying on the bed in a seducing pose with only her crotchless pantie and a bra on. She sweetly smiles at him and says “Come all over me baby!” The boyfriend immediately backs off saying “If that what your pussy did to your pantie I am no way even coming near it.” LOL!

A newly wed couple on their very first night are ready to get going in their bed. Before they could do that they both went to change their clothes. Her wife after changing her bridal wear comes out after taking a shower wearing a beautiful night gown or a robe you can say. The husband finding her beautiful and stunning tells her ” that now we are married so you can take off your robe. ” The wife takes it off and the husband looking at her gets so excited and says ” Ahhhh!! Let me take you pic” Wife confused asks him ” Why a pic? ” He explains ” So that I can keep your beauty forever in my heart ” The wife agrees. And Now the husband goes to the bathroom for changing his clothes. He comes out with his robe on. The wife asks him to take it off as they are married now. So husband does the same. Wife looking at him says ” Oh! Let me take your picture ” Husband puzzled asks ” Why my pic? ” The wife says ” So that I can get the size of it enlarged.” Lol!!!

There was an elderly man who wanted to get his younger wife pregnant. For this he went to the doctor for his sperm count test done. So the Doctor told him to get his sperms the next day in the
specimen cup which he gave to him. The elderly man went back and came the next day with the empty specimen cup with the lid on. Doctor on looking the empty cup asked him that ” why is it empty. ” The Elderly man replied that ” I tried with my left hand nothing happened, then with right hand nothing happened. Then I told my wife to do it. She tried with her left hand nothing happened, right still a no, then she tried with her mouth still nothing happened. Then my wife’s friend tried she too with both her hands still nothing happened.” The doctor asked ” your wife’s friend too??? ” the Elderly man replied ” Yea, and still we couldn’t open the lid of that specimen cup. ” LOL!!!