Funny Gift’s for Valentines

Valentine’s Day Love-O-Meter:
This is a device in which both the mates enjoy pressing the fingers on the meter revealing whats in your hearts. Can get risky lol!

Body Pens:
Well why not use body pens as a desert after the romantic dinner on valentines day licking your tongue with these pens giving real naughty signs to your valentine.

T-Equalizer Shirts:
These shirts are available for both men and women electro luminescent designs having an EQ panel which is connected to a battery pack and is sound activated, an ideal funny gift giving fishy sounds on yours valentine day celebration.

Candy Bra and Candy G-String:
These sweets are so funny to present on your valentines day. Your boy friend or husand would love to eat these candies provoking there romantic nerves. Well eating candy underwear will be the perfect sweet to give after the romantic dinner.

Intelligence

One day a mother told her daughter while paying that if she prays for 4 years her 3 wished will be fulfilled by a fairy godmother. The girl excited to fulfill her 3 wishes agreed to it and regularly prayed for 4 years without a miss. Finally a fairy godmother visits her and ask her 3 wishes on a condition that whatever she will ask for if she has a boyfriend he will get 10 times more of what she gets.

Girl after a long thought agrees to her condition as she had a boyfriend.

Girls first wish: Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.
Godmother said: your boyfriend will get 10 times richer than you.
Girl: its ok hardly matters.
So her first wish gets fulfilled.

Girl’s second wish: make me 10 times more beautiful than the beautiful girl in the owrld.
Godmother:your boyfriend will get 10 times handsome than the handsome boy of the world.
girl:no problems let him be.
so her second wish is also fulfilled.

Girl’s third wish: give me a mild heart attack.
Godmother: are you sure you want this.
Girl: with a fishy smile said yes i am very sure.
so her last wish also gets fulfilled.

Now think, what would be the condition of his boyfriend. he got a severe attack and died at once. this shows how intelligent the girls are. Is that so?? NOO









In fact the boy got 10 times milder heart attack and survived for long as the richest and most handsome boy of the world. this shows that girls are not that intelligent than what we think them to be. so if you have a girlfriend don’t worry.

Fattest Kid in the World

The child eats 10,000 calories a day, she cannot walk or bear physical strain and his cardiovascular system is at risk.

Seven-year-old Jessica Gaude differs greatly from her pals. With 222 kilograms, she is the fattest child in the world.

She eats 10,000 calories each day in Coca-Colas, 15 hamburgers with fries and several kilograms of chocolate. What she eats in one day some children eat in half a year. Her breakfast consists of white bread, potato chips and two litres of coke. And she wants more.

When she last visited the doctor four years ago she had 110 kilograms. Unfortunately, she can no longer run and instead of walking she drags herself on the floor. Under such bodily weight her bones have already become distorted.

Mother Carolyn gives her daughter whatever the child wants. In the first week after she was born, when the baby cried because of stomach pains, the mother calmed her by feeding her with a bottle because she thought the child was hungry. “I gave her the bottle and she wanted more and more. It was not enough for her and she was constantly hungry”, Jessica’s mother says.

The doctors warn that the child’s health is already dangerously at risk and could die if not treated.

Unfortulately, Jessica’s mother does not understand medicine, her child is prescious to her and continues to feed her sweets.

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