Chocolate ice cream up my nose.
Frosting ear to ear.
Feeding candles to the cat.
Party time is here.

Funny hats on all the pets.
Soda on the floor.
Although I’m turning eight today,
I’m acting like I’m four.

Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.

by Martin Dejnicki

I’ve been banned from having birthdays
A new rule has been made
Signed ,sealed and delivered
By the local Fire Brigade!
They say that all those candles
Would create such a blaze
They’d have to come and put it out
And stay around for days !

So, I guess I’ll have to party
Without the birthday cake,
Perhaps I’ll light one candle
Just for old time’s sake ,
Those firemen ! So fit and strong,
Such handsome looking men -
Whose birthday is it ,anyway ?
Let’s light them all again !

One Year has again passed by
Time has wings and is set to fly
Earlier i used to wait for the birthday
Wait for the hour of that D- day

But No celebrations as for now
My life has shorten, yes i know
No worries no tensions
I am celebrating Birthday with my pension

Being Old is not that funny
Lying on the bed makes us big fat bunny
But still i love the candles and cake
Would surely want some more birthday cakes to bake

No matter how old i am
I am still a rockstar’s fan
Enjoy the party have some fun
Enjoy the warmth of the sun
Ballons and bells for the occasion
To decorate the birthday boy we need no reason.

Happy Birthday – Enjoy being older
Specially Made for Funny Junk

I still remember those days
We used to celebrate your birthday
You use to cut the cake
and apply it all over my face

Today again that day has come
So lets enjoy so please don’t be mum
Bring a cake with candles at top
And don’t forget my lollipop

I came from distant place
Just for my friends sake
We gonna rock and roll
and dance around that little pole
Singing your birthday song
i wish you live a life so long

Happy Birthday To You

Specially Made for Funny Junk

Hey it’s your birthday
The time has come
It’s an important moment
Coming from the Bay
I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift
You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who