Height Of Stupidity

“Blonde Learning To Fly! Lol!”

There is this blonde who goes to a flight training school over excited to learn to fly. All the planes were busy that day so the instructor pilot decides to teach her solo in the helicopter with the help of a radio. He before making her fly gives all the necessary information and basics. She takes off and after 1000 meters tunes the radio and talks to her instructor saying that the view from here is beautiful and she is loving the experience. After 2000 meters she again tunes and says “It’s so damn easy, I learned it in a day!” The instructor keeps on watching her and gets worried when she does not tune the radio again. After seeing her crash badly, he runs to the place where crash took place and asks “What happened, you were doing so good?” The blonde replied “I don’t know, everything was way up my expectations but then I start to feel really cold as the height increased so I just switched off the big fan and I crashed!” Lol!!

Most Sensible Blonde

This Blonde have a doubt on her husband that he is cheating on her. So she goes to a shop to buy a hand gun. When she comes back she finds her husband in bed with a redhead. She takes the gun out and hold it against her own head. The husband seeing the blonde do that he jumps off the bed and begs her on his knees not to shoot her self. The blonde going uncontrollably wild scream at her highest pitch says “Shut up! You are next!” Lol!!

Lunch A Killer

Three construction workers are ready to have their lunch after some real hard work. They are on the 60th floor of a really tall building which is yet to be finished. The first construction worker is an Italian and finds pizza for his lunch. He get really upset and says “If I get this pizza one more time I will jump off this building right away!” The second construction worker was a Chinese and finds rice for his lunch. He very disappointingly says “If I get these rice once more for lunch I will jump off this building right away.” Now the third construction worker which is a blonde opens his lunch and finds a cheese burger. He says “If I find this burger once more I will jump off this building to my death!” All went home and again at the lunch time found same meals so all the three jumped off the building and died. At their funeral the wives of the Italian and the Chinese is crying and regretting that if they would have known they would have packed something else for their lunch but they see that the blonde’s wife is not crying at all. On asking the blonde that why isn’t she crying she answers “Wo! Wo! Don’t look at me like that, he himself packs his lunch!” Lol!!

Blonde Wants A Television

There is this blonde who wants to buy a television. So she goes to a shop pointing to the television she want and said “I want to buy that television.” The shopkeeper looking at the blonde mysteriously said “We do not sell any of our products to blondes.” The blonde getting upset came up with an idea. She went to a hair dresser and got her hair red. The next day again she went to the same shop and asked for the same television. The shopkeeper again said “We do not sell anything to blondes.” Now she got herself fully bald and went to the shopkeeper asking for the same T.V.. The shopkeeper again said “We do not sell anything to blondes. The blonde getting really angry this time asked “How the hell you every time came to know that I am a blonde?” The shopkeeper politely replied “Because the thing you’re asking for is a microwave.” Lol!!

Multimillionaire Blonde Wants Loan

This blonde needs a loan of $5000. So she goes to a bank and asks them to give her a loan. The employee working there who passes loan tells the blonde that “You have to keep something for security in order to get the loan.” So she tells them that “I give you my Rolls Royce in order to get $5000 loan.” The bank accepting to give her loan after checking all her papers and finding the Rolls Royce to be hers they agreed to give her a $5000 loan. As soon as she left, the staff starts laughing finding the blonde to be really stupid as for $5000 she gave her Rolls Roys of $250,000 as a collateral. After a week or so when the blonde returns, she repays her loan along with the interest of $15.41 and takes her car. As she is leaving the bank employee holds her back to ask her a question which he is very curious about. He fully confused asks “Ma’am you are a multimillionaire as we know by your papers so why did you get a loan of $5000?” The blonde smiling a little answered “Well! Which place will be the safest in NY where you can park your car for two weeks in just $15.41 that too with security of getting the car back?” Lol!! What will you call it? Blonde’s foolishness or smartness? Be free to share your thoughts with us.

It Hurts!! - Funny Blonde

There is this blonde who goes to a doctor. Doctor asks her “Yes Ma’am, How are you today?” The blonde replies “Doc! everything of me from head to toe is hurting badly.” Doctor puzzled asks her “How can you hurt all over? What do you mean by this?” The blonde then starts to explain the doctor. She touched her legs and said “Ouch! Look my legs hurts.” Then she move further to her ears and touches them and says “Ahh!! My ears hurt too.” Then reaching all from head to toe, she then touches her hairs and says “Doc! See even my hair hurts!! Ouch! Ouch!” Doctor thinking for about couple of minutes looks at her and says “Is your hair naturally blond?” The blonde replies “Yes Doc! Why?” The doctor then tells “Well! Ma’am you have a Broken Finger.” LOL!!