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Height Of Stupidity

Admin — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:43:50 +0000

“Blonde Learning To Fly! Lol!”

There is this blonde who goes to a flight training school over excited to learn to fly. All the planes were busy that day so the instructor pilot decides to teach her solo in the helicopter with the help of a radio. He before making her fly gives all the necessary information and basics. She takes off and after 1000 meters tunes the radio and talks to her instructor saying that the view from here is beautiful and she is loving the experience. After 2000 meters she again tunes and says “It’s so damn easy, I learned it in a day!” The instructor keeps on watching her and gets worried when she does not tune the radio again. After seeing her crash badly, he runs to the place where crash took place and asks “What happened, you were doing so good?” The blonde replied “I don’t know, everything was way up my expectations but then I start to feel really cold as the height increased so I just switched off the big fan and I crashed!” Lol!!

Lunch A Killer

Admin — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:09:18 +0000

Three construction workers are ready to have their lunch after some real hard work. They are on the 60th floor of a really tall building which is yet to be finished. The first construction worker is an Italian and finds pizza for his lunch. He get really upset and says “If I get this pizza one more time I will jump off this building right away!” The second construction worker was a Chinese and finds rice for his lunch. He very disappointingly says “If I get these rice once more for lunch I will jump off this building right away.” Now the third construction worker which is a blonde opens his lunch and finds a cheese burger. He says “If I find this burger once more I will jump off this building to my death!” All went home and again at the lunch time found same meals so all the three jumped off the building and died. At their funeral the wives of the Italian and the Chinese is crying and regretting that if they would have known they would have packed something else for their lunch but they see that the blonde’s wife is not crying at all. On asking the blonde that why isn’t she crying she answers “Wo! Wo! Don’t look at me like that, he himself packs his lunch!” Lol!!

Blonde Wants A Television

Admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:04:33 +0000

There is this blonde who wants to buy a television. So she goes to a shop pointing to the television she want and said “I want to buy that television.” The shopkeeper looking at the blonde mysteriously said “We do not sell any of our products to blondes.” The blonde getting upset came up with an idea. She went to a hair dresser and got her hair red. The next day again she went to the same shop and asked for the same television. The shopkeeper again said “We do not sell anything to blondes.” Now she got herself fully bald and went to the shopkeeper asking for the same T.V.. The shopkeeper again said “We do not sell anything to blondes. The blonde getting really angry this time asked “How the hell you every time came to know that I am a blonde?” The shopkeeper politely replied “Because the thing you’re asking for is a microwave.” Lol!!

Multimillionaire Blonde Wants Loan

Admin — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:15:54 +0000

This blonde needs a loan of $5000. So she goes to a bank and asks them to give her a loan. The employee working there who passes loan tells the blonde that “You have to keep something for security in order to get the loan.” So she tells them that “I give you my Rolls Royce in order to get $5000 loan.” The bank accepting to give her loan after checking all her papers and finding the Rolls Royce to be hers they agreed to give her a $5000 loan. As soon as she left, the staff starts laughing finding the blonde to be really stupid as for $5000 she gave her Rolls Roys of $250,000 as a collateral. After a week or so when the blonde returns, she repays her loan along with the interest of $15.41 and takes her car. As she is leaving the bank employee holds her back to ask her a question which he is very curious about. He fully confused asks “Ma’am you are a multimillionaire as we know by your papers so why did you get a loan of $5000?” The blonde smiling a little answered “Well! Which place will be the safest in NY where you can park your car for two weeks in just $15.41 that too with security of getting the car back?” Lol!! What will you call it? Blonde’s foolishness or smartness? Be free to share your thoughts with us.

It Hurts!! – Funny Blonde

Admin — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:49:16 +0000

There is this blonde who goes to a doctor. Doctor asks her “Yes Ma’am, How are you today?” The blonde replies “Doc! everything of me from head to toe is hurting badly.” Doctor puzzled asks her “How can you hurt all over? What do you mean by this?” The blonde then starts to explain the doctor. She touched her legs and said “Ouch! Look my legs hurts.” Then she move further to her ears and touches them and says “Ahh!! My ears hurt too.” Then reaching all from head to toe, she then touches her hairs and says “Doc! See even my hair hurts!! Ouch! Ouch!” Doctor thinking for about couple of minutes looks at her and says “Is your hair naturally blond?” The blonde replies “Yes Doc! Why?” The doctor then tells “Well! Ma’am you have a Broken Finger.” LOL!!

Blonde Desperate For Alligator Shoes

Admin — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 14:35:09 +0000

There is this blonde who wants to buy herself a shoes made out of alligators. So she goes to a shopkeeper and asks the price for a pair. The shopkeeper tells her a huge price which the blonde is just not ready to pay. By seeing the attitude of the shopkeeper that in spite of her continuous effort to reduce the price the shopkeeper is stubborn in his rate she shouts on him saying “Huh! I would rather catch an alligator myself and get the shoes rather than buying from you at such a price!!” The shopkeeper hearing her says politely “Be my guest ma’am…may be you’ll grab yourself a big one. Go ahead!” Blonde fully prepared she jumps to a swamp nearby full of alligators. In the evening when the shopkeeper is closing his store and is driving back home he finds the same blonde covered in a marshy swamp till her half seeing several alligators dead by her side and she is still killing more as the alligators are approaching her. One alligator comes straight to her, she catches him from its mouth, turns him upside down kills him and then with a disappointing sigh says “Bloody hell!! This one too is not wearing any shoes!!” Lol!!

T.G.I.F – Funny Joke

Admin — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:25:33 +0000

A contractor is working on a roof when a blonde walks by. She smiles at the guy and in a perky voice says, “T.G.I.F!”.

The contractor looks at her and replies, “S – H – I – T.!”.

The blond’s smile falters a bit as she digests the contractor’s response. Then she smiles her biggest, friendliest smile and says, “T.G.I.F.!”.

Again the contractor responds by saying, “S – H – I – T.!”.

The woman is obviously quite upset and asks the contractor, “Don’t you know that T.G.I.F means Thank God Its Friday?”.

The contractor says,”Yes I do, and S – H – I – T. means Sorry Honey Its Thursday!”.

Rowing Your Boat

Admin — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:37:12 +0000

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”

To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”