There is this blonde who wants to buy herself a shoes made out of alligators. So she goes to a shopkeeper and asks the price for a pair. The shopkeeper tells her a huge price which the blonde is just not ready to pay. By seeing the attitude of the shopkeeper that in spite of her continuous effort to reduce the price the shopkeeper is stubborn in his rate she shouts on him saying “Huh! I would rather catch an alligator myself and get the shoes rather than buying from you at such a price!!” The shopkeeper hearing her says politely “Be my guest ma’am…may be you’ll grab yourself a big one. Go ahead!” Blonde fully prepared she jumps to a swamp nearby full of alligators. In the evening when the shopkeeper is closing his store and is driving back home he finds the same blonde covered in a marshy swamp till her half seeing several alligators dead by her side and she is still killing more as the alligators are approaching her. One alligator comes straight to her, she catches him from its mouth, turns him upside down kills him and then with a disappointing sigh says “Bloody hell!! This one too is not wearing any shoes!!” Lol!!

A contractor is working on a roof when a blonde walks by. She smiles at the guy and in a perky voice says, “T.G.I.F!”.

The contractor looks at her and replies, “S – H – I – T.!”.

The blond’s smile falters a bit as she digests the contractor’s response. Then she smiles her biggest, friendliest smile and says, “T.G.I.F.!”.

Again the contractor responds by saying, “S – H – I – T.!”.

The woman is obviously quite upset and asks the contractor, “Don’t you know that T.G.I.F means Thank God Its Friday?”.

The contractor says,”Yes I do, and S – H – I – T. means Sorry Honey Its Thursday!”.

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”

To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”

Two blondes decided to share a can of diet soda. One blonde opened the can, poured half the contents into her own glass, and the other half into her friend’s glass. Before throwing the can away, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side. “Wow, there’s only one calorie per can,” she commented. “Hmmmm,” replied her friend, “I wonder which glass has the calorie!”

A blonde is walking down the street after a long day of shopping. She sees a brunette in the street jumping and yelling, “26…26…26…!” The blonde thinks this looks like a lot of fun. The blonde asks if she can join her and the brunette says yes. The blonde puts down her bags and starts to jump and yell, “26…26…26…!” The blonde is having so much fun she doesn’t notice that the brunette left and is standing on the sidewalk. Suddenly the blonde got hit by a truck. The brunette goes back in the street and start jumping and yelling, “27…27…27…!”

There once was a Blonde, Brunette, and a Red-Head who were stuck on a burning building. Some fireman came and said,”Brunette, Brunette, Jump downp down!” So she jumped but they moved the blanket they had so she fell on the ground and died. Then they said,”Red-Head, Read-Head, Jump down, Jump down!”And she said,”No I saw what you did to the Brunette!” They just said,”Thats because we don’t like Brunettes!” So she jumped but they moved the blanket they had so then she fell on the ground and died. Then they said,”Blonde, Blonde Jump down, Jump down!”And she said,”No I saw what you did to the Brunette and the Red-Head!” They just said,”Thats because we don’t like Brunettes and Red-Heads!” “Oh no you don’t!” she yelled.”I’m not that stupid,Just put the blanket on the ground and step away!”