There were these three girls. A blonde, a red head and a brunette. They went to the bar together and the bartended watched them come it and they looked at his mirror and he said to them
“Watch out … if you lie to that mirror you will be sucked in …. but if you tell the truth you will get your heart’s desire granted. ”
They were amazed and wanted to try it out… so they all walked up to the mirror and the red head said “I am smart ” and she walked away with a million dollars.
Then the brunette walked up and said “I am awesome ” and she walked away with a tall brunette man with a nice italian suit and perfect hair on her arms.
The blonde was amazed but she didnt know what to say about herself so she was thinking and she said “I thi…nk…. ”
and got sucked in.

when do you know when icecream is too cold for a blonde????

… they stick it in the microwave

What u do wen a blonde throws a grenade at u?

you grab the grenade pull the pin an throw it back…..

One day a Blonde went to flight school but showed up late so there where no other airplanes to train in. As she was walking out the door a guy stopped and said “I have one-person helicopter and i could instruct you” the blond agreed. They went over the basic on staring it and fligh. The instructor said “take it up to 1,000 feet” so the blond did she said “this is great” and took up anther 1,000 feet. She said “this is fun”. Then a few minutes later the helicopter came crashing to the ground. The instructor ran over and saw she was fine and asked “What happened?” the blond said “i got cold and shut the big fan off”

There was a blonde that was at her house and she was on her computer . On her computer popped up a thing that said ” you have mail ‘ so she went out to her mail box an nothing was there . But her neighbor said what are you doing. She said my computer keeps on saying you have mail but there is nothing here!

Is she dumb or what and this is real by the way.

This post was submitted by Alexis mcgregor.

A Blonde finished her English exam and came out. Her friends asked her how did she do his
exam, for that she replied “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and atlast I wrote THUNK !!!”