A blonde walks into a barber shop for a haircut wearing headphones. She sits down and the barber asks, “Maam? I’m going to have to ask you to take those headphones off so I can cut your hair.”
She refused and he asked again, feeling his temperature rising.
She refused once again and the barber got so mad, he knocked the headphones off of her head. She slumped to the floor with a purple face and everyone in the barber shop gasped.
The barber picked up the headphones and put them to his ear.
This is what he heard: “Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out…”

What do you do when a blond throws a pin at you?

Run like hell the grenade in is her mouth.

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The Joke of the year:

A blonde got into Oxford University

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What Do You Do If A Blond Throws A Granade At You?

You Activate It And Throw It Back At Her.

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A blonde was putting together a puzzle and she got stuck. So she called her boyfriend Josh to come over and help. Josh asked what is the picture of.She replied that it was a roster. Josh said ok i will be coming within few min.Josh arrives at her house looks at her and says, honey put the corn flakes back in the box

There were 3 women stranded on an island. 1 was a brunette. Then there was a red head and a blonde. well the brunette had an idea. she decided to swim to the closest island. she went. she got half way and drowned. then the red head decided to go. she got 3 quarters of the way but drowned. then the blonde went. she got half way but she got to tired and decided to swim back.