How many blonde jokes are there?

None, they’re all true!

Inventions by the blonde:
1. Self-Firing Gun
2. Touch Activated Grenades
3. Indoor Key Holes

So there is a blond, red head, and a brunette and they are all sneaking on a train. once they were all on the administrator came to check, so the red head goes to hide with cows and the brunette went to hide with the pigs, and the blond went to hide with the potatoes. the administrator stuck her head in the cow cart so the red head say moooooo! so the administrator moved to the pig cart and the brunette says oink! so she moves on, next she walks to the potato cart and the blond goes…. PAATAATOO!(potato)….

A blonde in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. She poised, lifted her arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the blonde. “I can’t swim!”

One day a mother told her daughter(yes blonde) that she wanted the house yellow while she goes to work. When the mother got home the house the green. She asked her daughter why did you paint the house green. And the daughter said you told me you wanted the house yellow so i painted it green and in a few weeks the house should ripe and turn yellow.

This post was submitted by strawberrice not a blonde but a spunky brunette.

There were a brunette, a black haired girl, a ranger and a blonde on a island. they were 200km away from safety. they all decided they will swim to safety.
The ranger swam 5km and drowned, the black haired swam 20km and drowned, the brunette swam 50km and drowned. but when the blonde had her turn she swam 100km and said…
“i m tired!”
so she swam all the way back to the island..