Peeing On Hands! Lol!!

There was an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy all waiting for their turn one by one to use the urinal in the Men’s bathroom. The accountant did it first. After finishing, he pulled his zipper up went to the wash basin and kept on washing his hands until the foam reached up to his elbows. After using almost half the paper towels present he said “I have graduated from the University of Michigan and they always taught us to stay clean.” Next the lawyer used the urinal, zipped up his pants and went to the wash basin just washing his finger tips using a single paper towel and said ” I have done my graduation from the University of California and they taught us to be Eco-friendly. Now the cowboy went to the urinal, did his thing, pulled his zipper up and went straight to the the exit door saying proudly “I have done my graduation from the Texas Tech University and they taught us not to pee on our hands.” Lol!!

Sunbathe On Dinning Room’s Skylight

There was this secretary named Julie. She loved to spend her vacations on the roof of her hotel where she was appointed as a secretary for nice sunbathe. This time too as usual she was spending her vacations on her hotel’s roof wearing a swim suit for a nice tan. The second day again she went to the roof of the hotel as usual and thought to take a complete sunbathe as there’s nobody who comes to the roof. So she took off her swimsuit and lied on the roof for a complete tan. The manager of the hotel came huffing and puffing up the stairs. The lady hearing the footsteps quickly wore a pull over and lied on her front and wore a towel on her back. The manager said ” We’ve no problems with your sunbathing but please it’ll be better if you wear a swimsuit like yesterday.” The lady said “Wel! Whats the problem? Nobody can see me up here and I am covered though with a towel as you can see.” The manager embarrassed to tell said “Not exactly Ma’am, you are lying on our dinning room’s skylight!” Lol!

A Phone Call

Once a husband calls his home to talk to his wife. His maid picks up the phone. The husband says “Where’s my wife I want to speak to her.” The maid answers “Your wife is busy right now. She is in bed with some other men.” The man tells her that “There’s a gun in my cupboard. Take the gun out and shot them both!” The maid being very loyal to her master, she keeps the phone aside and tells the man to wait for 5 min. After she has done her job she picks the phone and says “I’ve killed them both, What should I do with their dead bodies?” The man tells her “Don’t worry about them, throw those bodies in the pool…and rest I will see.” The maid says “But we don’t have any pool!!” “Is this 666-8769?” said the man. Lol!!

Blind Man With A Leash

There is a dog standing outside a grocery store. A blind man walking with a help of a stick, comes looking as if he is “seeing” the dog. He has a red colored leash in his hand and he starts to swing it over the head of the dog. The owner of the grocery store seeing all this comes out and asks “What are you doing?” The blind man replies “Oh! Well nothing what a blind man can do…I was just looking around passing my time..” Lol!!

Little Boy Making Faces

Mrs. Smith a school teacher, takes her students to the playground. While watching her students play she sees one little boy making ugly funny faces to his friends. Mrs. Smith calls the little boy and gently tells her trying to explain him affectionately that “You know when I was of your age I too liked to make faces like you but then my teacher told that if I will not stop my face will freeze like that forever!!” The little boy looking at her teacher and considering her advice seriously he said “Yeah Ma’am!! You are so right because I can see you didn’t take your teacher’s advice seriously.” Lol!

Multimillionaire Blonde Wants Loan

This blonde needs a loan of $5000. So she goes to a bank and asks them to give her a loan. The employee working there who passes loan tells the blonde that “You have to keep something for security in order to get the loan.” So she tells them that “I give you my Rolls Royce in order to get $5000 loan.” The bank accepting to give her loan after checking all her papers and finding the Rolls Royce to be hers they agreed to give her a $5000 loan. As soon as she left, the staff starts laughing finding the blonde to be really stupid as for $5000 she gave her Rolls Roys of $250,000 as a collateral. After a week or so when the blonde returns, she repays her loan along with the interest of $15.41 and takes her car. As she is leaving the bank employee holds her back to ask her a question which he is very curious about. He fully confused asks “Ma’am you are a multimillionaire as we know by your papers so why did you get a loan of $5000?” The blonde smiling a little answered “Well! Which place will be the safest in NY where you can park your car for two weeks in just $15.41 that too with security of getting the car back?” Lol!! What will you call it? Blonde’s foolishness or smartness? Be free to share your thoughts with us.