Horse Have Horns - Read How?

There is this lady who visits a farmer and on seeing a cow she asks “Farmer, Why don’t this cow have horns?” The farmer busy doing some work looks at the lady and tells “Well Madame, you know horns can pose real danger. They can cause lots of harm to the cattle around. So we sometimes trim their horns by cutting them or we pour few acid drops on the young ones where horns grow which prevent it coming in future. But as for as the one you talking about, it doesn’t have horns because its a horse!!” Lol!!

You Have To Be In Line

Once there was an airline’s flight which got canceled and there was a long line of passengers who wanted to re-book their flights and for all this work only one female agent was appointed. The passengers were very unhappy and one of the passenger was getting really mad. He broke the line went up to the counter slammed his ticked with a bang and yelled at the lady agent saying “I will not stand in the line..I want my ticket Now!! Do you hear that?” The lady understanding the impatience politely asks him to wait and be in line as she has to attend the ones who came first but this man is just not ready to understand and again yells at her “Don’t you understand what I just said? Do you know who I am?” The lady picks up her microphone and makes an announcement around that area that “There is this man who has forgotten who he is. If anyone could help him in this please come at the counter gate!” Listening to this the people standing laughed like anything. The man watching this gave a stern angry look to her and says “Fuck You!!!!” The lady agent says “I am very sorry sir, But you still have to be in line for that too..”

Woman’s Obsession

Once there were three women sitting with their kids when a psychiatrist entered. The psychiatrist asked the first woman the name of her child to which she replies that “It’s Candy” The psychiatrist comments “Well! I can see you are obsessed with food that’s why you kept your kid name candy!” Then he asked the name of the kid from the second woman. The woman tells “It’s penny” The psychiatrist says “Well! I can see you are money obsessed as you kept the name of your child as penny.” Now he was just about to ask the name of the third woman’s kid when she slowly whispered in her child’s ear that “Come on Dick let’s go…Dad’s waiting!!” Lol!!

A Farting Boy

There is this boy who is waiting for his girlfriend at her house sitting with her parents as the girl isn’t ready yet. Suddenly he feels that he needs to fart. There was a dog in the house named mickey. The dog jumps up the couch to play with him. Seeing the dog on the couch he thinks of an idea. When the dog is seated on the couch he farts thinking that her parents will thinks its the dog who farted. The girls mother shouts at the dog “Mickey! come off my couch!” The boy thinks that his plan is working. So he farts once more and the mother again yells at her dog “Mickey!! I said come down.” After he had couple of few more farts the mother yelled once more “Mickey!! come down at once or else he will shit on you.” LOl!!

Old Man Of Twenty Seven! Lol!

There is this woman who sees an old man siting on his chair and is rocking like a young. She curious to know how could he be so active at his age she asks “How do you manage to be so active?” The Old man replies “I am a chain smoker, I drink a lot of whiskey in a day, eat lots of fatty foods and never ever exercise!!!” Woman shocked by his answer asks him “By the way! Whats you age?” The so called old man replies “I am Twenty Seven.” Lol!

Delivery In The Cab - Stupid Husband Doctor

There is this man who is a doctor, a gynecologist by profession. His wife is expecting and delivery could happen anytime. Finally the day came and the wife was lifted and got into the cab by her friends present at that moment. His husband was called that the delivery have to happen in the cab itself as her wife can not resist till the hospital. So the husband hurriedly goes out of his clinic and finds the cab. He goes into the cab with a baby delivery dress, all the stuff he needs at the time of delivery and take off his wife’s underwear. Soon he finds out that the woman in the cab is not his wife and he is in the wrong cab. LOl!!