Imagine yourself in an era where everything will be automatic. Now you know if everything is gonna be automatic modernization will take power. So there is this man who goes to a modernized fully automatic grocery store. He finds that on which ever aisle he goes it makes that type of sound and smell comes. The man first goes to get a water mister. When he goes to that aisle he hears thundering voices and misty smell of rain water. Then he wants some milk for himself. So he goes to a milk aisle and he hears a voice of a cow mooing and smell of fresh butter. He now goes to get some eggs. On reaching the eggs aisle he hears eggs crackling and delicious smell of fried eggs comes. He is now too scared to get the last thing he want, thinking of what the hell will happen there. That thing is Toilet Paper!! Lol!

There is this man who called a librarian on phone asking “At what time will library get open?” The librarian said “For God’s sake!! You called me at the middle of the night to ask this?? It’s Nine A.M.” The man asked very disappointingly “Not before Nine A.M. Ma’am?” “No, and why do you wanna get in before that?” The man answered “I don’t wanna get in, I wanna get out of it.” Lol!

There is this family in hospital for their dear one who is seriously ill. When the doctor comes after examining him he tell his family members that “There is this brain transplantation to be done. This is a kind of expensive and a very delicate surgery and 50-50 chances are there.” All of them in a very serious note stood quite. One of the relative standing there asked “Well! What’s its cost?” The doctor told “For male brain its $5000 and for female its $200.” The family members little relieved on hearing the price were in a situation mainly the males that nor they could laugh neither they could control because of the woman present there. After few minutes of silence finally one stood up and asked “Doc! Why is there so much of variation.” The doctor smiling a little answered “Well that’s because female brains are quite used.” Lol!!

There is this system analyst, a hardware technician and a programmer going together in a car. Suddenly they feel that the brakes have failed and the car is running in full speed down the hill. So the system analyst who is driving the car pulls up the emergency brake, lowers the gear and stops the car somehow thereby handling the situation wisely. Now three of them tries to figure out how to fix this up. The hardware technician suggests “I think we need to fix it up, I will slide under the car and will try and fix the brakes.” The system analyst suggests “I think we should better call an expert who knows how to fix brakes well.” Now the programmer comes up with his suggestion ” Well! I think we should go up again and see if the brakes fail again. What say?” Lol!

A dean of a woman’s college came to a girl’s school to give lecture on sexual morality. She was well prepared to make her students understand the worth of life and self respect. So she starting giving her lecture. She said to her girls “The world is changing with times.. So are we in an era full of temptations.” Then further coming directly to her point she very confidently asked a question to her students “Girls, Is it worth living that for one hour of pleasure you live rest of your life in shame? Is it worth living???” she gets over excited in her speech. One of the girl stood up and said “I’m sorry that I interrupted..But I have a question that how do you make it, that it lasts an hour?” Lol!!

There were two ladies busy chit chatting. One of the lady said “My sex life stinks like anything..” The other said “Hmm…same is with me..Do you look your husband’s face during sex?” The lady replies “Not really..but once I saw and he was red in anger.” The other replied “Why will your husband be in anger that too during humping and jumping?” The lady said “May be because he saw me through the window while I was humping and jumping.” Lol!!