There is this guy who goes to the bartender one night. He asks the bartender for a glass of beer as usual. The bartender seeing him sounding really low asks “What’s the problem Dude! Why looking sad?” The guy answers “Well! My wife and I had a fight and she said that she will not talk to me for a month.” The bartender says “So, Whats wrong? I would have been happy If I was in your place.” The guy said in a low tone “Yeah! Yeah! Well the month is over tonight.” Lol!

There were these three best friends staying at a hotel. Three took one room and had to sleep on a same double bed. So when they woke up the next morning the first friends said “You know I had this dream that I have been given a hand job by a hot girl and I was actually feeling it.” The second friend in amazement said “I had the same dream too and I was too feeling that.” The third guy who slept in the middle of the two said “WOW!! Well I had a dream that I have been skiing hard all night and I could feel that too.” LOl!!!

There was a policeman who was on patrolling. While he was on the roads he saw from a distance that a man is tied up to a tree fully naked. He goes upto him and asks “Whats the matter? Whats going on?” The boy sobbing tells “I was driving my car way back to my home when I was stopped by a hitchhiker. He was a bastard. He robbed me, my money, my car and my clothes and tied me upto this tree.” The policeman after observing him from top to bottom for sometime, he dropped his pants and pulled out his dick saying “I think it’s not your lucky day I guess!” LOl!!

There is this boy who is waiting for his girlfriend at her house sitting with her parents as the girl isn’t ready yet. Suddenly he feels that he needs to fart. There was a dog in the house named mickey. The dog jumps up the couch to play with him. Seeing the dog on the couch he thinks of an idea. When the dog is seated on the couch he farts thinking that her parents will thinks its the dog who farted. The girls mother shouts at the dog “Mickey! come off my couch!” The boy thinks that his plan is working. So he farts once more and the mother again yells at her dog “Mickey!! I said come down.” After he had couple of few more farts the mother yelled once more “Mickey!! come down at once or else he will shit on you.” LOl!!

There was a man who had a nice rich dinner at a restaurant. He had to go to a party after that. So while he was driving his way to the party he felt that he got to dump his ass out. Desperate to go to the toilet he luckily found a gas station on the way. So he hurriedly went to use the toilet service of the gas station. He dropped his pants sat on the flush and was feeling out relaxed. While he was still in that process of dumping he read a sign board which said “There is NO toilet paper. SO when you done you have to dig your two finger in your ass clean the shit out and put your finger in the hole below they well be licked clean.” So when he was done finding no other choice, he dig his two finger in his ass cleaned that thing and put them in the hole. After a short while a guy crushed his finger with a huge brick out that hole, he full in pain screamed out and put his finger in his mouth, as the board said his fingers were licked cleaned now. LOl!!!

A pregnant woman goes to a doctor to ask a question which her husband told her to ask. She after her examination of the baby inside her was feeling very shy to ask that question from the doctor. She very hesitantly says ” There is this question which my husband wants to ask you…” She was still saying when the doctor stopped and said “Yeah! I know its the question I have heard many times. Well yes you can have sex during pregnancy at its early stages.” The woman says “No! I want to ask that can I still mow the lawn?” Lol!