A Girl – Wishes Unleashed
A man was walking down a beach and sees a girl with no arms and leg and is crying. He goes upto her and asks her that “why are you crying?”. She tells him that she has never been hugged in her life. The man listening to her hugs her and goes away.
The next day again when the man is walking down the beach again sees her crying. He asks her for a reason to which she says that she has never been kissed before. So he very gently holds her and kisses her cheeks and goes away.
The third day again while walking on the beach he again sees her crying. He goes upto her again and asks that what happened today? She says that she has never been fu****. To which he said ok, he picks her up in his arms and throws her into the ocean and says that “now you are so very fu****”.
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Clever Principal
Once there were four friends roaming on the roads late at night and were drunk to the core. Inspite of the fact that they have exam tomorrow they were lost in their drunkenness. On the very next day, the day they had exam they somehow managed to meet the principal after they were able to recover from their last night’s madness. They told their principal that yesterday night there had been a marriage party and after attending it on their way back home their car’s tyres blasted due to which they woke up late in the morning and got late for today’s exam.
Principal very cleverly understanding the situation gave them a chance to appear in the exam the next day, just for four of them. Finally the four friends came the next day and were made to sit in four different rooms.
The question paper was same for all of them asking that
1. Which wheel of the car blasted (talking about the same car they were in) with options:
a) Front right
b) Front Left
c) Back right
d) Back Left
Four of them were with different answers proving them liars.
(No Ratings Yet)Imported Sports Car
The work of a certain timid but thorough law clerk was valued for its precision, so soon he was making money to buy himself a nice imported sports car.
Not long afterwards he had the misfortune to get lost in the worst part of town, and when he stopped at a red light a huge, mean he hauled him out of the driver’s seat.
Drawing a circle around him on the pavement, the hoodlum told him not to set foot out of it unless he wanted the shit beat out of him. The delinquent proceeded to demolish the car, starting with the headlights and windows, when he heard the law clerk giggling.
He moved on to the body and engine, but in between crashes he couldn’t help hearing gales of laughter.
Finally, crowbar in hand, he came over to his victim and demanded, “What you laughing about? Your fancy car’s never gonna run again.”
“So?” the clerk gasped helplessly, tears running down his face. “Ever since you started tearing up my car, I’ve been stepping in and out of this circle, in and out, in and out…”
(No Ratings Yet)Horrific Accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and
was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
Are you OK ma’am?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde chirped.
“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began.
I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me.
So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!
I served to the right and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was ….”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, cutting her off, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles.
That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”
(No Ratings Yet)Funny Grandma Kitchen
A young girl was cooking a roast and cut the ends off of it and her husband told her she needs to leave it on as he thought it was the best part.
She told him that the roast wouldn’t come out perfect if she didn’t do it the way her Grandmother cooked it.
She had her family over for dinner and when the young woman put the roast on the table she told her Grandmother she hoped she made it like she always did?
Her Grandmother said “it was good but wondered why the ends where cut?”
The girl stated “that was the way she always seen her make it!”
The Grandmother said “child that was to make the roast fit into the pan”.
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