A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad”, he said to his boss. Should I give him his money back? Money back? Roared the boss. What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.

There is this Saudi who is being interviewed by a consultant in the US Embassy to get visa. The interview between the Sheikh and the consultant is too good to be explained. The Consultant asked What is your name? Sheikh answered Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. Consultant then asked Sex? Sheikh answered Six times a week only. Consultant explained No, no I mean male or female? then Sheikh said “I do with both and camels too.” Consultant quite horrified said “You do!! Holy Cow!!” Sheikh with full confidence said “Oh yes! yes! Cow and dogs too.” Consultant again shocked said “Wow! Man don’t you think its hostile?” Sheikh answered “Yea! Yea every style, dog style, horse style whatever.” Consultant with great sigh said “Oh Deer!” Sheikh with reluctance said “No, no not with deer. They run very fast.” Lol!!!